TP Talk Take 2

As you all know, toilet paper replenishment is near and dear to my heart. During this holiday season, I would like to thank all those who are spreading love and cheer by changing toilet paper rolls across our great nation. Your sacrifice is recognized and appreciated. Alas, our work is not done. There are those who simply refuse to take the necessary steps to restock the tissue a la toilet for their colleagues, friends and family members. And the epidemic is far worse than I imagined.

Exhibit A: This incident occurred in my own home … my own home… courtesy of my son. I just keep staring at this wondering where I went wrong. How? Why? Complete disbelief. Yes he will be punished.

But I’m not alone. Many of you are also suffering. I know this because I’m getting your photos and messages.

At the office…. they tried

So close.

My daughter’s apartment. At least she now knows my pain.

“How long can this go on?” my friend said.

A friend sent this and I just might have to do it to my son.

The distance is too great.

This just makes me laugh

Exactly.

I just may have to resort to this.

And the one that completely sums up my thoughts on the subject.

It’s a sick world we live in. I sympathize with you and will continue to lead the charge to end this madness. Merry Christmas!

Turn to me and be gracious to me, For I am lonely and afflicted. The troubles of my heart are enlarged; Bring me out of my distresses. Psalm 25: 16-17.